Deebs is fixing a roof,
While Chris is being a Peter
Herb is playing cards while Ron is shooting ducks
Amy is getting drunk and John is being a john
Marc is playing golf
With some distant friends
Mike is stealing garden tools
News readers won’t stop writing
Here comes Josh on TV
Tosh never settles for less
It looks like an alright day
With some distant friends
I moved away and was called a canuk
Thought about all of these people now and then
I don’t know what it meant, but liked it anyhow
Some dude’s rug got stollen on TV
But my house looked tied up
With some distant friends
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